Current Place of Residence: Kelowna, BC (Conservative Rich Redneck Hell)

University: A menagerie of Okanagan College, Langara College and University of British Columbia all combined to result in a Bachelors’ of Business Admin. You’d think for length of time it took I’d have a doctorate wouldn’t you?

Occupation: They always told me when I grew up I could be anything I wanted to be. I haven’t grown up yet.

Marital Status: Married to my best friend.

Siblings: One Sister.

Life Goals: To get paid to play golf, write, get drunk, and get drunk some more. OK so I want to be John Daly

You see those stupid lists on a lot of blogs so here is mine.

  • Favorite Food: Free food.
  • Favorite Drink: Scotch or Beer, I’d put beer on my cereal if it was sociably acceptable.
  • Least Favorite Drink: Long Island Iced Tea
  • Favorite Hobbies: Golf
  • Favorite Indoor Activity: Cooking great food for my friends and family. I’d say sex but I’m married.
  • Favorite Outdoor Activity: Golf, playing with my 2 year old.
  • Favorite Website: Mine, no not really mine sucks.
  • Favorite TV Character: The dude off of house. He makes being an ass hole charming
  • Favorite Movie: Anything with Steve McQueen. He was my hero as a kid.  
  • Favorite Word(s): Open Bar
  • Favorite Holiday: Canadian Independence Day because CANADA kicks ass, well until they implement the North American Union. Then it will be where ever I defect to.
  • Favorite Celebrity: I don’t really believe in celebrities. They make the world stupid.
  • Favorite Music: Blue October, Matthew Good, Jazz, Saudi Folk Rap, Matisyahu, hey you got to dig an Orthodox Jewish Rapper.      
  • Favorite Children’s Book: Elmo uses the Potty…..Hey I’m dad what do you expect?
  • Favorite Number: Hmmm……427
  • Favorite Color: Dark White