I’m dying……some evil virus has invaded my home and has taken up residence in my body, my wife’s body and our son’s body. We are all down and out with the flu. That nasty, putrid, soul searing flu that has you praying for a never to come quick and painless death. Somehow overnight a roll of razor wire was deposited in the back of my throat so that now every time I swallow the fire of a thousand suns makes me wince and whimper like a little school girl. I go from feeling like I’m frozen from the inside out to sweating like Micheal Jackson watching the Vienna Boys Choir. Shitty thing is I cant even take time off work, I am still playing catch up from our trip to Maui so I have to drag my aching, shivering, nauseous ass out of bed each day and crawl into work. But I think today is enough I’m going to go home crawl into bed write my will, and wait for the Grim Reaper to show up…….

Be Good, Be Healthy